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Almost Normal Comics and Other Oddities #1
This is a massive 96 page, professionally printed comic with full color covers and black & white interiors. This BIG magazine sized (8.5 x.11) comic is an anthology of Small Press Comics, Bizarre Tales, Disembodied Heads, Midget Wrestling, and other odd delights featuring the talents of Adam Luckwaldt, Yul Tolbert, Rafer Roberts, John Miers, Jeff Kane, Fabricio, Jamie Craw, Mike Dawson, J. Sumii, koak, Hervé Largeaud, and W.E. Elliott!
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Price - $3.50 US
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Almost Normal Comics and Other Oddities #2
This is a full size (8 ½" x 11"), 88-page comics magazine full of alternative comics and weird tales designed to please the independent mind! In this issue you'll find the talents of Alejandro Alvarez, Peter S. Conrad (Attempted Not Known), Kel M. Crum (Cornelia Cartoonz), Patrick Findlay, Shannon Gretzon (The Disgruntled Avenger), Anthony Hon (Jack and Lucky), Jeff T. Kane (The Dead Fairy), Hervé Largeaud (Little Monster), Ron LeBrasseur, Matt Levin (Walking Man Comics), Simon Mackie, Phil McAndrew, David C. Recine, Yul Tolbert (Timeliketoons), Adrian Velazco, Buck Weiss, and B-movie actor Trent Haaga (Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part 4)!
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Hats ~n~ Bags!
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Lemmy the Runaway Eye
I lost an eye. Actually I didn't lose it. I have it detained at my apartment. Its name is Lemmy. Lemmy was, and I guess still is, my left eye. Lemmy took its orders from the mirror...
$15.00
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Spooky Cool
The street kids were the first to identify with the bonehead. They wore it on their shirts, then on their hats. Spooky Cool was their symbol, their mark. Even they didn't know what was to come...
$15.00
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The Hungry Eyes Bag
When she walked over I could smell the whisky on her breath before I could make out the color of her eyes. I figured she would be an easy lay and thats all I wanted. She wanted more. She wanted my soul...
$15.00
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Monster Bag
Met her in a bar. She wore chains on her wrists and platform boots. Told me she would take me home and break my pelvis. Said she was put together that way. Asked if I wanted to see her scars...
$19.99
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Clothes!
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Almost Normal Norman
Norman is an angry guy, bad attitude. Scraps in the street. Lost an eye and part of an ear that way. Got this obsession with eyes, mouths, and teeth. Weird guy, close to losing it.
$20.00
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Spooky Cool
The street kids of Under City hangout on rooftops and rely on petty crime to get by. They can be identified by the black t-shirt they wear with an image of the enigmatic Spooky Cool skull on it.
$20.00
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Fallen Angel
She has a touch cold as ice, kiss hot as an Arizona summer. Never understood why she hid herself behind her parents faith. Those eyes thirst for love. Daddys little girl made some mistakes...
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Eye of the Beholder
I look at myself. Myself looks at me. The naked I.
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Hungry Eyes
I met this chick at the Texas Tea Room. It was late and I was tired. She had drunk down all the free booze she could get. Now she had her eyes on me, and she wanted something more...
$20.50
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It's a Comics Thing!
They're out there, standing by the spinner rack in the grocery store.
Thumbing through the magazines at the newsstand.
Searching through boxes at garage sales. If you don't get it, it's okay.
It's a Comics Thing.
$20.00
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Mean Kids' Baseball Jersey
'cause kids ain't always angels
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Mouth 'o Eyes
Worked on a case. Heard this guy might have some information I could use. Only problem was he couldn't talk, just drew the same picture over and over. Picture of a mouth and eyes. So many eyes...
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Lord Amon Goth t-shirt
Holy men found it.
A gateway guarded by one of the fallen third.
An angel that had turned its back on god and chosen to leave paradise.
Now an overlord of the wasteland they call...Lord Amon Goth.
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Posters, Prints, Cards, & Stickers!
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Happy Halloween
Spooky Cool Halloween Cards for the creatures near and dear to you!
$12.00
Card (pack of 6)
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Lord Amon Goth
From out of the Wasteland comes the evil Lord Amon Goth ready to grace your wall with his unholy presence!
$10.00
Poster 11"x17"
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SIN
Having a hell of a time my dear, wish you were here...
$8.00
Postcard 6"x4"
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SIN
From out of the depths of evil emerges one of the fallen third. SIN!
$20.00
Poster 23"x35"
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Queen of the Dead
Big, blue, and dead! Hang this sexy lady on the wall of your crypt!
$15.00
Poster 16"x20"
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$3.50 each
Each Sticker is 5"x3"
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The Other Stuff!
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Almost Normal Norman Pin
Norman is an angry guy, bad attitude. Scraps in the street. Lost an eye and part of an ear that way. Got this obsession with eyes, mouths, and teeth. Weird guy, close to losing it.
$2.25
Pin 2.25" diameter
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Spooky Cool Pin
Spooky Cool. Its one empty eye socket opened wide looks through you, past the flesh and bone masks we wear. It peers deep into the very soul. Sees a person naked. Sees what is really there.
1" diameter $2.00 each
1" diameter pack of 10, $10.00
2.25" diameter pack of 10, $15.00
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Sin Magnet
Give in to the Angel of Sin and attach this to your cold steel!
$2.50
Magnet 2.25" diameter
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Sin Clock
What time is it? Time for SIN!
$13.00
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Cult of the Severed Head Pillow
Lead story on the electronic paper is about a head found at a Circle K in Sacramento. Fifth one in so many months. Two of the damn things were found in the same dumpster within three months of each other. Cops say it's the work of a radical group of hippies traveling throughout the west. Something about a cult that worships severed heads searching for the Lazerus scream…
$22.00
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Spooky Cool
Bums say this thing called Spooky Cool can be seen in the shadows when you visit Under City. I heard private dicks and flat foots seek it out to get a little help when they get stuck on a case. Some say it's a god, others say it's a demon straight from the fires of hell. All I know is that it speaks the truth, no matter how much you don't want to hear it.
$15.00
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